How to Read, Ride & (Barely) Survive the London Tube is your unofficial survival guide to navigating London's most chaotic underground adventure. Written for every confused tourist, brave expat, or overconfident American who thought "how hard could it be?", this book mixes humor, sarcasm, and real commuter wisdom to help you decode the world9s most iconic transport system. From deciphering the cryptic Tube map that looks like a bowl of electric spaghetti to surviving rush hour without becoming a human pancake, this book tells you what the locals won't- like why you should never make eye contact, how to stand on the right side of the escalator (or face social exile), and which stops secretly hide the best food, landmarks, and photo ops.